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merdeka yg sebak...

salam..

myb this post doesn't make any sense 4 ya'll who just knew me for a while... (except 4 feze)

this is about me and my so called 'abg ngah'.... most people celebr8 MERDEKA in a concert or

somtink... but i have my own concert in my room.... at first he called me around 10 and he said

that he's going to call me later.. i was shocked coz he didn't contact me for quite a while... then he

said that he read my blog.. i was like..,WHAT...??!! OMG..!! i'm so dead meat.. but everything

goes the way they supposed to be... huhu... so i wait n i wait.. while i was waiting.,i 'YMing' with

hawa.. she was asking bout the teacher profession.. at some point she said teacher is 'xberada'

hello...!! u did not juz said that..... na'ah..!! wtv... haha... i waited for him till 1.30 and i was sooo

sleepy and cranky.,till hawa become my tmpt mlepaskn makian... hahaha... sori hawa... then i

text message him.,then he finally called me.. he sounds like he's been chased by a dog.. haha.. but

actually he was rushing to 7E to top up his credit.. credit low r0penye... huhu... then we talked 4

a while UNTIL he suddenly said that he wants to say somtink..

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(this section is censored coz there is some things u don't need 2 noe... huhu)

but lets just say i was touched and i am glad that i have my abg ngah back... huhu... ashamed

though., i didn't record what he said.. but 1 thing.,i will remember it till the day i die...

31st August 2009

i just want to say that i'm happy.,i'm glad that we get along like we used to... i

like the point "we didn't noe how to appreciate some1 until we lost them.."
















adik & abg ngah....

malam yg noty...

salam....

FYI.,mlm smlm la mlm pling 'noty' yg sgt best smenjak aku dlahirkn d dunia..

1st~sya col feze n ckp ngan dier slama 40 mnit... nsib baek mlm tu dh xposa klo x msti krang pahala posa sya... mlm mmg sya mnguji ksbrn feze.. haha... selain itu.,sya jga mngumpat dngan dia psal si polan.. nma xbley dsbut sbb bleyh mlibatkn nyawa seseorg... haha...

2nd~kmudian sya col denin plak... tempoh tu mlebihi tempoh feze iaitu slama 1 jam.. maaf feze.,ini bkan brmksud sya syg denin lbih..(wlpn hakikatnya sebegitu) wakaka... sya mneruskn sessi mnambah dosa sya dgn mngumpat brsma denin..

tp yg xbestnya.,sya dngar da cita yg xmnyenangkn.. d IPBA trdpt senior TESL yg brpndh dri UiTM.. kbetulan dier tnggal d meranti jga.. dia mnimbulkn fitnah yg mngatakn sya & feze pasangan gay.. amat mnyakitkn atie..!!

nsib baek my other best friends refe n denin (sdang hangat d landa kontroversi... hahaha...) tlah mmbrsihkn nma kmi... thankz u guys.. nnt sya bli cendramata dri sbah ya..?? huhu...

dgn ini sya ingin mmbritahu suma org yg sya n feze kwn baek(BFF) dunia akhirat tau.. not more than that.. we R straight and single.. not sure 4 feze though.. haha...

3rd(yg pling best)~sya col rkan dunia akhirat sya yg akn memaafkn apa sja dosa sya trhdp dier.. hahaha.. wktu itu dier dlm prjlnan blik dri seremban ke PJ (pdg jawa)... hahaha... so.,sya nmpk pluang dmna sya bley burn dier tnpa d burn blik krna dier prlu cover line dpn parents dier.. wakaka... dier hanya mmpu ktawa n redha shja.. haha... amat bahagia sya wktu itu..

conclution~sya tlah khabisan bnyak kredit mlm itu ttp sngat brbaloi krn dpt smpn dlm sentuh dngan BFF sya... hahaha... sya nk mnx maaf.,tp rya dh nk dkat so tnggu raya ja la ek..??

papai.... =D

hawa sruh wat tag yg entah apa2..

dear sayaazrulafeze, i don't really know how well to tell you this,our affair is over. i think i realized it when i tripped on peanut butter under the bus and i saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. i'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that we are related. i'm returning your false teeth to you but i'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. you should also know that i always will remember the pep talks and You should get that embarrassing rash checked.

Love always..

syed =D

Here’s how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to), I don’t really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning your (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue – I’m in love with your cat
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don’t match
Grey – You’re a leprechaun
Yellow – I’m selling myself for candy
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January – That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on peanut butter
May – When I threw up in your sock drawer
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August – When you smacked my ass
September – Last year when you peed your pants
October – When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November – When your dog humped my leg
December – When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos – When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta – Outside of your office
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna – In your closet
Kebab – With Jean Chrétien
Fish – In a clown suit
Sandwiches – At the Elton John concert
Pizza – At the mental hospital
Hot dog – Under a street light
Other – With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow – Ignore
Red – Put whipped cream on
Black – Hit on
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Pull the clothes off
Brown – bit of
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the pants off of
Barefoot – Sit on
Other – Drive over

5) What’s the color of your underwear?
Black – My boyfriend
White – My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple – My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue – My salt-beef bucket
Yellow – My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange – My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other –The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill – Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost – High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news – Scarred
American Idol – Masochistic
Family Guy – Open
Top Model – Middle-class
Other -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy – How awful you are
Sad – How boring you are
Bored – That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry – That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited – That I may pee my pants
Nervous – The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried – That your Ford sucks
Apathetic – That you need a sex-change
Silly – That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly – That Santa doesn’t exist
Ashamed – That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other – That your driving sucks

8) What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White – Your toe ring
Yellow – Your love letters to me
Red – The pictures from Vegas Black – Your pet rock
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – Your car
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your nose hair clippers
Grey – Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple – Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink – The cut toenails
Other – Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B – My virginity
C/D – Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F – Your neighbors dog
G/H – The oil tank from your car
I/J – Your left ear
K/L – The results of that blood-sample
M/N – Your glass eye
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – Your mom
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z – Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B – Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D – Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L – Hate your cooking
M/N – Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P – Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R – Always wanted to break your legs
S/T – Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V – Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X – Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk – The apartment building is on fire
Water – I’m scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey – I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia – Best of luck on the sex change
France – Love always
Spain – With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me Japan – Go milk a cow
Greece – Your everlasting enemy
USA – Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England – Go drown yourself

hometown...(part 2)

aku sja wat 2 post sbb pnjng bha.. huhu...

pnya la pnjang.,aku lpa nk mention yg aku visit kwn skolah aku pgi tuh...
anisah n aishah(kembar la nih) n azizy..
mlangya sya ilang suma gmbr diorg c0z da dlm laptop abg sya yg ilang d curik org..
hmmm....
no matter..,then kmi jmpa and mla lah sesi mnambah dosa brbakul2 sbb brgosip n mngumpat..
hahaha....
1 skolah tau.,nk gosip yg juicy.,sume meh cri kmi...
wakakaka...

kay2.,
smbung blik lpas pa jd mlm tuh..
xsngka plak dpt contact "kwn lama" blik..
sblom nih dia sgt bajet krn dpt kwn bru n study kt U..
aku pown pnah dok U la.,bajet pesal...??
(klo btol dier tu bka blog sya.,sori la ek..?? haha.. nk mluahkn pa yg da dri atie... tulus iklas nih... bkan nk kna sman.. wakakaka..)

sbb tu la sya tkowt sgt besty2 sya akn lpakn sya bla diorg dpt kwn bru..
mmg btol la kuiz FB tuh.,my weekness is my friends/family..
pa nk wat...?? redha ja la...
wut ever la.,nk ingat ka x.,xkesa la..
jnji aku knal n ingat korang smpy mati...

cuti da lgi 3 arie.,but assignment xsiap lgik...
hahaha...
siap bley lyan lgu cinta di akhir garisan versi acapella by student af3..
mnarik gle...
so wat aku ska lgu tuh...??
da prob meh ar...!!
hahaha..

end of dis year.,aku.,feze.,refe.,hawa n denin plan nk pgi langkawi...
mla2 tu nk ajk sufi tp dia awl2 lgi dh tolak..
mak xkasi..
xpa la.. tp hopefully yg len xjdi cmni..
suma dh dpt green card except 4 kekasih ku...
huhu.. anda tau anda spa...
denin jgn jeles ya..?? km0 pown kekasih sya jga..
hahaha.. prasan hawt....

dh la tuh...
aku tau korg bohsan bca post kli nih...
wat pnat ja tlis pnjang2...
hahaha...

chiao....

hometown...

monink..

dh lbih krang sminggu pose ngan family asa cm xnak blik maktab dh...
huhu...
nk wat cmna.,nk kna blaja gak nk dpt ijazah...
alangkah bestnya dpt ijazah dgn duduk d rmah smbil facebooking...
hahahaha...

btw.,lpa nk mention yg aku cuti da 1st week of pose..
so dpt la blik umah..
tket belon (bt org srwk ja la.,org sbah dh mju.,dorng pnggil airplane.,hahaha..) aku trsngat la mhal sbb lmbt book..
pdan mka aku....

so.,spanjang cuti ni aku xwat pa sgt pown...
1st-3rd day bizi sket coz umah da rmai tetamu..
kak niny n abg sany blik brsma2 ank2 mrk..
sbgai pak su yg cool gle.,aku kne la lyan diorg..
hahaha...

da next day tu aku pgi alor stuck ngan parents..
nawaitu aku nk snggah library while my parents shopping 4 raya..
but..,unfortunately(luckly) library pnuh sgt ngan org..
time aku nk rjin la korng pown nk rjin gak...
adoyai...
so.,xjd la pgi library.,instead kmi pgi shopping..
hahahaha....
dpt bju bru....

sblom nih.,aku.,refe.,denin n sufi da plan nk bka pose skali coz diorg cuti jap...
mlangnya trpksa dbtalkn coz mummy refe xkasi c0z tkowt blik lwat...
huhuhu... sdeyh...
so da next day.,aku wat plan utk kuar ngan besty aku IKRAM., d SMKPK..
nma skola xtop pown.,so better xyah tahu...
hahahaha...

cdngnya nk pgi 3 org...
da third person was supposed to be L**....
sayaazrulafeze might noe him.. haha..
but he's "not himself".,so he didn't come...
wut eva....
hahahaha......

but it turns out to be a gr8 evening...
aku ngan am lalok(istilah ikram utk karoke) 10 lagu.,
then kmi tngok wyang cita DANCE CLIP yg siyes gmpak...
lawak gila b**i...
xley mncarut c0z pose... hahaha....

after dat kmi buka pose....
slalunya buka pose diikuti ngan solat tarawikh..,
tp kmi smbung lalok 4 another HOUR...
Kbox tu ikowt jam... huhu...
wopa pluh lgu kmi nyanyi smpy brploh2...
hahaha...
trmsok la kuch2 hota hai.,intifada.,pergi xkmbali.,sahabat sejati dan lgu2 nashid yg swktu dganya utk merasa insaf c0z xpgi tarawikh...
muahahaha....
















s0ri la klo post kli ni pnjang sket c0z bnyak bnda nk luah kn...

to be continue........

HAWA suruh wat gak... huhu..

Who is Number 1?: azrul afeze

Who is Number 2?: nur adenin

Who is Number 3?: azrul arefe

Who is Number 4?: hawa nur faiza

When did you last see 1?: kolej mranti.. lambai sya dngan mka sdeyh.. pkai kain plekat.. hahaha...

What is your favorite thing about 4?: COOL gle.. haha.. but she look sooo sweet wearing make up.. hahaha...

Do you like 3?: hmm... nk ckp btol2 nnt majowk plak.. hmm.. ske la.. hahaha(mlwk jew refe)

When did you talk to 2 last?: bru ja.. dier gtaw sye yg xjd bkak pose.. sdyh.. :((

How do you know 2?: feze yg introduce... huhu...

What about 3?: wktu pndftaran d uitm.. mlangyew sya slap org.. xpsal2 tmbh dosa kering.. haha...

Is 3 taken?: haha... dier maseh lgi d tahap denying da truth.,but xlma la tuh.. huhu...

Would 1 and 4 make a good couple?: soklan yg ku tnggu2... ya.. amatx100 sesuai... sorg ganaz.,sorg ayu (the one who's ayu is NOT hawa..) hahaha...

Have you kissed any of your top 4?: pnah.,dlm mmpi.. huhu.. (pelik la plak bnyi nya)

If so, when did you kiss them last?: ble ek feze.,denin .,hawa n refe..?? tp yg sye ingat kmi tiada niat sbegitu.. hahaha....

Have you had sex with any of your top 4?: Which ones?: hoih.. haramiah tuh.. haha.. tp kmi plan honey moon kmi d langkawi ujung taon nih.. haha...

Have any of your 4 seen you cry?: sume pnah... tp yg no 3 je xpnah coz sye jmpe dier skali ja.. n again..,SALAH ORG...

Does 3 have siblings?: yup.. n he's the youngest.. beza wopa mnit ja pow...

What would you do if you were locked in a hotel room with 3?: malu la nk ckp.. hahaha.. =D

What about 2?: sya xrisau krn kmi mmg sah suami isteri... agagaga...

Out of your top 4 who is better looking?: skali lgi... nk mnipu nnt dosa.,dh la blan posa... trpksa la ckp btol2.... sume comey2 belake.. (this goes 4 guys n gurlz..) huhu..

Who is the funniest?: all af the above... uhuhuhu..

Who do you like to talk to when you are feeling sad?: 1 jgak... hahaha.. dier memahami sye.. jgn mrah no 2,3 n 4... hehehe...

Who was the last to send you a text message?: no 4.. sbb dier rjin contact sye.. tp msg yg slslu dier antar., "syed.,c0l kte blik.." hahaha...

Who did you talk to last in YM?: ngan n0 3 dan soklan2 dier sgt mmbosankn.. hahaha...

How did you meet 2?: d medan slera seks 2.. haha... feze yg introduce.. thankz feze..
mlangnya sye bad mood wktu itu.. maseh kh kaw ingat..??

What is your favorite thing about each one? Describe in one word.:
1-he is the perfect friend for me.. he's like my twin.,and i'm like his triplet (not forgeting pp)
2-comeyl.. but if u mess wit her.,u gonna get it.. (future miss afni tp kwin awl) hahaha...
3-i only met him once.,but he's my best friend.. what a miricle..
4-bekas isteri sye yg sdah craikn sye hmpir 7 kali.,but she's the most magnificent friend i've ever had...

p/s: hawa dh tahu password sye.,so klo da prubahan yg mnyakitkn atie anda.,dier la puncanya.. hahaha...